Monkeying Around


NOOO my new €100,000 MacBook destroyed!! That DARN MONKEY is going to pay, whether he likes it or not. If you are wondering why I am furious, it is because a monkey got into the meeting room in my office block while I was giving an important presentation to my co-workers today. Next thing this monkey comes in and sits at the head of the table and pushes my MacBook off the table D:<. I went to get my “emergency” baseball bat. When I got back, he was jumping from person to person like trees. I managed to whack him off my boss’s shoulder and threw him out the window while he was stunned.

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